I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The Olympian is in my bed
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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