It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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