That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
