Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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