Pappa wants mamma naked
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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