So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
where am i from again
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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