You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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