I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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