what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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