That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
