'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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