The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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