whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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