This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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