It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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