i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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