dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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