I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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