Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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