Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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