I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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