Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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