i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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