So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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