So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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