i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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