Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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