Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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