Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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