help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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