with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Randomize
