I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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