We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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