I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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