we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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