mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We named our party play list daddy issues
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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