Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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