PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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