After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
