i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
