and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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