So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
