Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
no you cant smoke seaweed
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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