wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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