yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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