i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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