he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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