Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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