Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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