Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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