I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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