why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
you never un-have a 4some
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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