remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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