i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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