Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You made out with two different species that night
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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