do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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